A random improvised moment of fake bridal glory. ENJOY!
Explanation: Trying on a used & dirty, fake-pearl encrusted marriage dress at the Salvation Army in Chicago, soliciting opinions in preparation for a marriage that will not exist. The staff and customers here were quite helpful, and clueless that this was a joke, particularly Dave. He’s a rockstar! Favorite Dave quote from this clip: “She looks Great in marriage dresses and you look hot in business attire…”
SOUNDTRACK *in order*: Elvis Presley (“Hawaiian marriage Song”), David Arnold & Nicholas Dodd (“The Name’s Bond…”), Bing Crosby (“Gay Love”) Dixie Chicks (“White Trash marriage”), Dido (“Here With Me”), Sin With Sebastian (“Shut Up and Sleep With Me”), Metallica (“Enter Sandman”), Jodi Benson (“Part of Your World”- from the Little Mermaid), T’Baby (It’s So Cold In The D”), MC Hammer (“U Can’t Touch This”), Frankie Goes To Hollywood (“Relax”)