Today’s story and sketch "by me" you see Lorna Dune Kagler, piloting the type J Anion Sedan on
Badwater Beach in Samoa. Lorna relocated to this remote area hundreds of years ago after graduating from College
(FSU) Flotsam Sombrero University, where she studied creative writing and Polynesian Cuisine, upon graduation her father, King Nat Kagler, King of the Crimson Crater, arranged a marriage for her to wed the Son of Lord Windismier Gofish
of the Gaseous crater their crater neighbors. The two craters had been in conflict over moon Pie supplies for several hundred years, not big fights but supply chain disruptions that were annoying. One day when Lord Windismier and
King Nat were negotiating a trade agreement over adult beverages, the two came up with the plan to merge the two families
with a marriage of the son and daughter, Windismier’s Son Wally to King Nat’s daughter Lorna, the date was set for
the weekend after Lorna’s graduation from college, and Wally’s from Preschool, the age difference was quit a few years,
Wally was eleven, and Lorna was fifty seven. Lorna was devastated when she received the marriage invitation with her
name on it. She had meet Wally at his tenth birthday party, she thought he was a nice kid, but she did not think
his crayola box was full.
To every ones surprise on the day of the marriage Lorna was a no show, nowhere to be to be found, she had
packed up all of her things, and a supply of moon pies into the type J, and traveled through worm hole 9 to Earth,
she circled in a low orbit until she found this beautiful sandy beach location in Samoa, where she has been
hiding out from the King, Lord Windismier and Wally for the last hundred years. She has become quit successful,
owns a bikini and moon pie shop, and is dating another run away from Lippo (the home moon) named Butch Gofish.
But more on their story at another time, till then Taa ta the Rod Blog
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